Player Interviews


Player interviews are back!  This time round its Gary Purser, Joint Reserve Team Manager and former stripper.

Name: Gary Purser

Date of Birth: 8 April 1972

Marital Status: Single (Surprisingly)

Children: None

Occupation: Insurance Administrator

Previous Clubs: Taking The Biscuit FC, 17 Nentori Padwits AFC (The nations favourite 5-a-side team)

How did you come to join Southbank FC: Asked by Holton to become first ever Reserve Team Manager

What professional team do you support: Reading FC

Who is your favourite player of all time: Trevor "God" Senior

Which player do you base your game on/play like: See above

Who's the biggest influence on your football: Tommy Burns.  After watching Reading under him I decided I never wanted my teams to be anything like his (apart from the Blue & White hoops)

Whats your best Southbank memory: After being 0-2 down after 10 minutes coming back to beat The Warwick 3-2 in a game I had bet £150.00 on

Whats your worst Southbank memory: Having to pick Glover every week

Whats your best ever goal: Winning goal in final of 'World Cup' tournament for The Bank

Whats your favourite meal: Curry

Whats you favourite TV program: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

What would you do on Sunday morning if you weren't playing football: Sleep

Who's you ideal woman (apart from the missus): Dannii Minogue

Do you have any superstitions: None (Touch Wood)

Whats your pre-match routine - if you have one: Always call for an early goal when giving team talk

What are your Southbank ambitions: To one day manage them again and bring back the glory days sadly lacking under Malcolm

If you were an animal, what sort of animal would you be: A fat one

What 3 items would you take if you were to be stranded on a desert island: Dannii Minogue (Towner will have to settle for Kylie), a phone and the menu for a good curry house with free deliver

If a tree fell in the wood with nobody around to hear it, would it still make a noise: Definitely, although fail to see the relevance of the question, must just be Buda trying to look as if he is deep

 

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