First up to the hot seat for the Southbank player interview is midfielder Paul Towner.

Name: Paul Towner

Date of Birth: 26/02/1975

Marital Status: Single

Children: None

Occupation: Web Developer

Previous Clubs: Purley Jubilee, Trentonians, County Arms, AFC Tropicana, Reading YMCA

How did you come to join Southbank FC: Peer pressure

What professional team do you support: Reading

Who is your favourite player of all time: Paolo DiCanio (a footballing genius)

Which player do you base your game on/play like: Jan Molby

Who's the biggest influence on your football: Pete Stallard (youth team manager at Purley Jubilee)

Whats your best Southbank memory: Harvey throwing in a corner the week after Seaman did it, especially sweet as he'd slagged Seaman off at the time!

Whats your worst Southbank memory: Last Season (2001-02)

Whats your best ever goal: Overhead kick from 20 yards (don't believe you - Ed)

Whats your favourite meal: A nice healthy salad.

Whats you favourite TV program: The Office

What would you do on Sunday morning if you weren't playing football: Spank my pet monkey

Who's you ideal woman (apart from the missus): Sarah Beeney

Do you have any superstitions: Always call tails during the coin toss.

Whats your pre-match routine - if you have one: Smack balls at the goal.

What are your Southbank ambitions: Get rid of the dead wood at the club and start to enjoy playing more.

If you were an animal, what sort of animal would you be: Great White Shark

What 3 items would you take if you were to be stranded on a desert island: A yacht, the Minogue sisters and toilet roll.

If a tree fell in the wood with nobody around to hear it, would it still make a noise: Don't be stupid, of course it does.

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