Brown was a ball playing midfielder who rarely passed the ball or tackled. He has bags of skill but never really learnt that you don't get any awards for beating a player twice. A great bloke in the bar who excelled on his first Bank Holiday, especially on the Karaoki in Yates's. Brown is most famous for being the spitting image of Gail Platt from Coronation Street and a complete twat. Brown starred in the greatest "Taxi" moment ever witnessed at the club when he inexplicably fired over from 2 yards.  It will always be known as "that miss!".